I just want to make something epic
halp
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Yelling about things.
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I just want to make something epic
halp
dontletthemugglesgetyoudownharry:
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
are you okay
this is so awkward
HOW DARE OBAMA TAKE HIS DOG ON A WALK
HE SHOULD NOT SLEEP OR EAT OR HAVE ANY SORT OF PERSONAL LIFE UNTIL EVERY PROBLEM IN THE WORLD IS FIXEDAND DON’T YA KNOW
THAT’S HOW MAKING LAWS WORKS.
THE PRESIDENT JUST WRITES IT DOWN AND SIGNS IT.
NOT LIKE CONGRESS IS INVOLVED OR ANYTHING
Well, I for one would like to welcome our adorable new overlord
pretty sure that’s not the—
oh wait
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In “News I Totally Missed Yesterday”: Romney’s app misspelled America.
Again: Where is my Rick Perry “OOPS” gif? How did I not save one???
omg this happened
god bless amercia
Video of the Day: An Illinois Lawmaker’s Epic Freak-Out
Speaking in the Illinois State House Tuesday, Mike Bost lost his marbles during a discussion of pension reform. Like Beale, the longtime Republican representative from a southern Illinois district was mad as hell and he wasn’t going to take it any more, unleashing an epic rant at Speaker Mike Madigan.
The top moments are undoubtedly early in the clip, when he tosses a bunch of papers in the air, then punches them on the way down; and when he shouts, “Let my people go!” But stay with it until the end for his excellent variation on the old rap-battle mic drop. Also worth noting: the faces on his colleagues around him, trying to maintain a sense of dignity, except the woman in the burgundy behind him who seems willing to indulge her amusement.
Did he throw his papers in the air and try to punch them?
never have I seen anyone go from zero to gigantic baby in such a short time
theloinlesslioness replied to your post: I want to bake something
make chocolate chip cookies except make them red velvet style and tell me how it works out
Aw that sounds too chocolatey to me, and I’m kind of grossed out by food coloring
I’m making Banana Bacon Cookies and Orange-Almond Lace Cookies though, and I will definitely report the results of this fatstravaganza
Edit: wth tumblr ate half my post, I’m not grossed out by chocolate, I just kind of can’t do artificial colors in my baking
I haven’t in so long
I want to bake everything
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Alternate Ninth Doctor and the Master [Scream of the Shalka]
I tried to describe Dark Cloud 2, but the shitty version was almost identical to the actual version.
That game is literally full of fuck.
BIG LEGOS BLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone dies and i cried at the end
psychic children beat up robots and grumpy pedestrians
wait that still sounds pretty awesome
space marine lands on a big gun and fights aliens and zombies
unintelligible animals collect the same shit 100 times over so they can fight a witch and get their ungrateful sister back
some green haired kid and a rat run around picking eggs up and punching purple gorillas
Futuristic self-insert nuclear gopher gets capped in the ass and swears post-apocalyptic revenge via kleptomania
Until I took an arrow to the knee.
FUCKING BLUE SHELLS
Your girlfriend is dead, your only living friend (a horse)falls off a cliff, you get turned into a fucking baby trying to bring the aforementioned girlfriend back to life, and you’ve fucked up the lives of several children in the future.you’re an anonymous soldier who just so happens to be on the same ship as an important NPC, then you get trained as a jedi despite being an adult and you have to solve everybody’s problems because of shitty pathfinding. Oh and you’re an amnesiac sith lord.
wait, nevermind, that sounds pretty awesome
you are some random dude with a parasite that basically means people and zombies want to either kill you or dissect you but somehow you survive but then you die later because you’re a fucking idiot
neopets
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